things men DON'T GET ABOUT womEn

jz read the breeze-mag issue 20 online and found out these interesting post~
i had copy some and share to u guys~

WOMAN'S REACTION TO STRESS IS TALK

Many men complain that their girlfriends talk too much, and they are always looking for the "quiet, shy ones". Dear mislead friends, there is no such thing! We're constantly under stress, and a stress woman needs to talk about things without actually coming up with the solution. It's our way of relieving our stress. WE WANT TO BE HEARD! NOT FIXED!

WE DRESS TO IMPRESSED......... SO BE IMPRESSED!

All women will admit loud and proud that we dress to impress other women, but we care a lot about you men actually NOTICING that new haircut, new dress or even new earrings. Prepare a little black book of compliments that are general and generic, such as "you look great" or "amazing's the word to describe you". Remember that the face is up there, not down there.

WOMAN'S PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME(月经前不快症状)

When a woman is with PMS, it's an excuse for even the most ridiculous needs ever known to men. They say that there are 2 theories when it comes to arguing with women. Neither one actually works. So here's a tip - it's always YOUR FAULT, so own up! Women can be really sore losers but extremely gracious winners, so you may be getting some sympathy love after losing.

NO MEANS YES, YES MEANS NO
[totally agreed!rating: 5 stars! cz itz jz soo KAREN]

If you are looking for the most straight forward person in the world, that's definitely not us. We don't want to be conformed, we want to be comforted. When you ask a women if she wants desserts and she answers "No". it most probably means " i want it but i'm don't want to seem too crude or greedy to say so". Learn to read between the very thin, dangerous line and just offer to share cause "there's no way i can possibly finish this huge portion".

WE DON'T NAG(唠叨), WE ADVICE!

Women are in constant denial(否认) that we're all naggers, and yet "nagging" is the most common term used almost exclusively by men to describe women. What we hate about men when we nag? They always never seem to LISTEN! Occasional nods and agreements would definitely do you some good, so men with good reaction(not good listeners) are most likely to survive in this ordeal(考验) and come out alive.